ITIL Jokes

Back due to popular demand, I have resurrected the ITIL jokes! In mid-2014, my server suffered a catastrophic failure and everything was lost. I didn't have time to re-publish the jokes section. I've made some time available, so here they are.

I cannot attest to whether or not these are funny, particularly my joke, but you may get a chuckle or two.

The easiest way to read these is to click on the first joke and then just click "next" to read each one.

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How many incidents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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An incident and problem walk into a bar. 

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This was one that was told in a class earlier this year.  I hope I recreated it accurately.

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An incident and a problem walk into a bar. 

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An Incident and a Problem walk into a bar.